What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:17
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
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